A google bomb?

Ever heard of Google bombing? Here is the definition

Anyway, how about doing a Google bomb so that when you do a Google search for "socialist world domination" you get the UN's web page. Just a thought.

Meanwhile, someone found a human ear in Manchester, the BBC reports. I wonder if someone is serving it for tea somewhere.

Irritated by that asshole yapping on his cellphone while you're trying to enjoy a quiet dinner in your favorite restaurant? Well now you can zap him to silence

Looks like cars are going to get "pedestrian-friendly" bumpers. When you get run over, the intitial impact won't feel so bad, at least until it propels you into the windshield of that car going in the other direction.

and...

Why do you always forget to give me ketchup?